Simon Cowell Cockney Rhyming Slang
Simon Cowell is Cockney rhyming slang for towel
💬 “Pass us that Simon, love, I’m off down the beach“
He’s thrown in the Simon Cowell
The Germans have put their Simon Cowells on the sunbeds.
lee
I’m just sitting here in my Simon Cowell.
dave whitehouse
I’ve just got out of the Eiffel Tower and I’m soaking wet. Pass me my Simon Cowell please.
DotBoss
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- sean daly,
- mark peet,
- Moore,
- James A ODonnell,
- DotBoss,
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- Cameron,
- Phil,
- Deez,
- Anon,
- dave whitehouse,
- Buffalo Bill,
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