Simon Cowell Cockney Rhyming Slang

Simon Cowell is cockney rhyming slang for towel

💬 “Pass us that Simon, love, I’m off down the beach

He’s thrown in the Simon Cowell

The Germans have put their Simon Cowells on the sunbeds.


I’m just sitting here in my Simon Cowell.

dave whitehouse

I’ve just got out of the Eiffel Tower and I’m soaking wet. Pass me my Simon Cowell please.


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