Fakey Ned Cockney Rhyming Slang

Fakey Ned is Cockney rhyming slang for bed

💬 “I’m off up the apples and pear to Fakey Ned.“

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First submitted by Geordie on June 26, 2003.

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More slang meaning bed

• Uncle Ted
• Born and Bred
• Skein of Thread
• Scratch Yer Head
• Uncle Ned

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