April in Paris is cockney rhyming slang for Aris (arse)

Man with a big arse

💬 “I’ll kick your April


There’s a long chain of evolution for April in Paris. It goes:

Arse = Bottle and Glass
Aristotle = Bottle
Shortened to Aris
Rhymed with April in Paris

Phew – longwinded but you see how it works.


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