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Cockney Rhyming Slang Letter C

Cab Rank	Bank

Cabin Cruiser	Boozer
Went down to the Cabin Cruiser to watch the match.

Cadbury's Snack	Back

Cain and Abel	Table

Calcutta	Butter
Pass the Calcutta over here would ya please?

Callard and Bowsers	Trousers

Callards	Trousers

Calvin Klein Alternatives	Wine
Glass of dry white Calvin please.

Calvin Klein Alternatives	Fine (as in nice body!)
Oi Oi you're Clvin Kein!

Camel's Hump Alternatives	Dump
He's on the throne having a Camel's.

Camel's Hump Alternatives	Dump (shit)

Can of Oil	Boil

Canal Boat	Tote

Canary Wharf	Dwarf
He´s a Canary.

Candle Wax	Tax

Cane and Abel	Table

Canterbury Tales	Wales

Cape of Good Hope	Soap

Captain Cook	Look

Captain Kirk Alternatives	Turk
Lot of Captains around this area.

Captain Kirk Alternatives	Work
Can't be bothered to go to Captain Kirk, think I'll pull a Metal Mickey

Captain Kirk Alternatives	Turk

Caption Cook	Book

Carpet	3

Carving Knife	Wife

Cat and Cages	Wages

Cat and Dog	Bog

Cat and Mouse	House

Catherine Zeta Jones	Moans
Here she goes with her Zeta Jones.

Cellar Flap	Tap (borrow)

Central Heating	Meeting
I just been to the Central about the new building.

Centre Half	Scarf
It's a bit taters I'll wear my centre half

Century Alternatives	One hundred pounds

Century Alternatives	100

C'est La Vie	Pee
Oi garcon, je require un C'est La Vie.

Chairman Mao	Cow
Look at the udders on that Chairman!

Chalfonts St. Giles	Piles (haemorrhoids)
Ooh, me Chalfonts are givin' me gyp!

Chalk Farm	Arm
'E's got one of 'is Chalk Farms in a sling.

Charing Cross	Horse

Charing Crosser	Tosser

Charlie Chan	Tan

Charlie Chester	Child Molester

Charlie Drake	Steak
I'll have a well done Charlie darlin'.

Charlie Nash	Slash (urinate)

Charlie Prescot	Waistcoat

Charlie Pride	Ride

Charlie Ronce	Ponce

Charm and Flattery	Battery
Yer Charm's gone flat, mate!

Chas and Dave	Shave

Cheddar Cheese	Keys
'Ave ya got ya Cheddars?

Cheerful Giver	Liver

Cheese and Kisses	Missis

Cheese and Rice	Jesus Christ

Cheese Rind	Four of a Kind

Cheesey Quaver Alternatives	Favour
Do us a cheesey quaver.

Cheesey Quaver Alternatives	Favour
Mate, can you do me a Cheesey Quaver?

Cheesey Quaver Alternatives	Raver
Back in 1989 South Mimms Services was often a meeting place for Cheesey Quavers before the M25 acid.

Cheggers Plays Pop	Shop

Chelsea Blue	Jew
Ur a Chelsea Blue, aint u?

Cheltenham Bold	Cold

Cherie Blair	Penalty Fare
I jumped of the tube and got Cheried

Cherry Hogg	Dog

Cherry Pie	Lie
U're tellin a Cherry ain't ya son!!

Cherry Ripe	Pipe

Cheryl Crow	Snow

Chevy Chase	Face
'E's got ketchup all over 'is Chevy Chase

Chew the fat	Chat

Chicken and Rice	Nice

Chicken Dinner	Winner
Everyone's a Chicken Dinner.

Chicken Dipper	Stripper
Didn't you know Julie's a Chicken Dipper now?

Chicken Dippers	Slippers

Chicken Jalfrezi	Crazy
He's Chicken Jalfrezi.

Chicken Oriental Alternatives	Mental
You're chicken oriental pal, you know that don't you

Chicken Oriental Alternatives	Mental (crazy)

Chicker	Haircut

China Plate	Mate
Alright me old china?

Chinese Blind	Mind

Ching	5

Chipmunks	Trunks

Chips And Peas	Knees
My Chips And Peas are sore.

Chocolate Fudge	Judge

Chop Sticks	Six (in bingo)

Christian Ziege	Eager
'He's a bit Christian'

Christmas Crackered	Knackered (tired)

Christmas Eve	Believe

Cilla Black	Back
Gawd, me Cilla's playing up again!

Cinderella	Stella (beer)
I've been drinkin' Cinderellas all night

Claire Rayners	Trainers

Clark Gable	Table
Put the plate on the Clark Gable

Clark Kent	Bent
He's a bit Clarke Kent

Clement Freuds	Hemorrhoids

Clever Mike	Bike

Clickety Click	Sixty six

Clonakilty	Guilty

Clothes Peg	Egg

Clothes Pegs	Legs

Coals and Coke	Broke (financially bereft)

Coat and Badge	Cadge

Coat Hanger	Clanger (mistake)

Cock and Hen	10
You don't get much change from a Cock and Hen for a pint of Pig's Ear in this Battle Cruiser

Cockle	10 pounds (tenner)

Cocoa	Say so

Cold Chill	Old Bill (Police)
He went off with the cold chill.

Colney Hatch	Match
Got any Colneys ?

Colonel Gadaffi	Cafe

Commodore	15 pounds
Lend us a Commodore mate.

Conan Doyle	Boil

Condoleezza Rice	Price
Check the Condoleezza Rice on that item

Connaught Ranger	Stranger

Constantino Rocca	Shocker

Cooking Fat	Cat
Don't tease the cooking fat !

Copacabana	Spanner

Corn Beef	Teeth
I'll knock ya Corns out.

Corn On the Cob Alternatives	Job

Corned Beef	Deef (Deaf)
Och, are ye Corned Beef or something?

Cornish Pasty	Nasty
That's a bit Cornish Pasty aint it?

Country Cousin	Dozen

Cousin Kyle	Paedophile (from the TV series South Park)

Cow and Calf	Half (a pint)

Cow's Calf Alternatives	Laugh

Cow's calf Alternatives	50 pence
Lend me a Cow's Calf for my bus fare.

Cozzer's	Cops

Crabs	Doner Kebabs
That old brass gave me the Doner Kebabs.

Cream Cookie	Bookie

Cream Crackered	Knackered

Cream Crackers	Knackers
She got me right in the Cream Crackers

Cream Rice	Nice
That was cream rice!

Cribbage Pegs	Legs
'and right through my Rank and Riches did my Cribbage Pegs burst'

Crosby, Stills and Nash	Cash

Crown Jewels	Tools

Crust of Bread	Head

Cuddle and Kiss	Miss (girl)

Cuff Link	Drink
Let's go down the Rubber Dub and have a Cuff Link

Cup of tea, sausage and a slice.	Nice
He's a real cuppa geezer.

Cupid's Dart	Fart
Oops, I just let out a little Cupid's Dart

Currant Bun Alternatives	Nun

Currant Bun Alternatives	Sun
Must be true cos I read it in the Currant Bun.

Currant Bun Alternatives	The Sun newspaper
I read it in the Currant Bun

Currant Bun Alternatives	Son

Currant Cakey	Shaky

Cuts and Scratches	Matches

Cutty Sark	Loan shark

Cynthia Paine	Rain

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