Cockney Rhyming Slang Beginning with F

English phrases beginning F translated into pure Cockney.

Fart

Horse and Cart
Classic 👍
Fart

False Start
Classic 👍
Mate, I just False Started.
Fart

Jam Tart
Classic 👍
Cor that Jam stinks.
Fart

Raspberry Tart
Classic 👍
Fart

Apple Tart
Classic 👍
I just let go the most awful apple tart
Fart ('Orse and Cart)

Orson
Fat (from the children's TV programme)

Postman Pat
You're a bit Postman
Favour

Cheesey Quaver
Do us a cheesey quaver.
Favour

Cheesey Quaver
Mate, can you do me a Cheesey Quaver?
Favour

Lemon Flavour
Do me a lemon, mate
Fax

Nails and Tacks
Feel

Orange Peel
Classic 👍
Feel

Jellied Eel
Classic 👍
Feet

Plates of Meat
Classic 👍
Me Plates are killin' me!
Fever

Robinson and Cleaver
Fib

Maurice Gibb
Oi, you tellin' a Maurice?