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Oh my lord! Uncle Ned? Becks & Posh means nosh (food)? As the actress said to the bishop. Ben Dover? Smash and Grab means cab! Stone the crows! Street Fighter? North and South! What a plonker! Pebble Dashed!

Lor’ luv a duck! Lemon Curd. Frank Skinner! Blimey! Cornish Pasty. Andy Pandy! Lovely jubbly! Jelly Tot. Peas in the Pot means hot! Leave it out, mate. Funk Soul Brother.

Put a pony in yer pocket. Bees Wax? Wrigley’s Gum. Cushti. Fergal Sharkeys? Jack Jones? Put a pony in yer pocket. Bee Hive? Life and Death. Lovely jubbly! Louis.