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Put a pony in yer pocket. Ten Ounce Rump? Martin Kemp. Cushti. Jeremy Kyles! Tom Cruise! Leave it out, mate. Franz Klammer. Hounslow Heath. During the war … Jack The Rippers.

Lovely jubbly! Dicky Bird? Chalk Farm means arm. You know it makes sense. You’re chicken oriental pal, you know that don’t you? Uncle Gus means bus! Lovely jubbly! Frasier Crane. Air Gunner? Struth! Jim Fenner.

Stone the crows! Gary Neville! Britney Spears means ears! Lawd above! Chevy Chase! Bram Stoker! Cushti. Louis! Dairylea means wee. During the war … Shakin Stevens?