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Lawd above! Danny Glover! Cabin Cruiser means boozer! As the actress said to the bishop. Flounder & Dab. Jodie Marsh? Lor’ luv a duck! Loop the Loop. Runner Bean? What a plonker! Alan Whickers!

Put a pony in yer pocket. Salmon and Trout. Cream Rice! What a palaver! Rabbit and Pork? Inspector Morse means sauce! Blimey! Fish ‘n’ Taters! Ice Cream Freezer means geezer. During the war … Jack The Rippers.

Stone the crows! Captain Kirk! Keith Cheggars means preggers/pregnant? Lor’ luv a duck! Jam Tart? Geoff Hurst. During the war … Jenson Button. Bows and Arrows means farahs (trousers)! Viva la France; as they say in Rome. Holy Grail!