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Lor’ luv a duck! Park Benches! Babe Ruth? Blimey! Haddock & Bloater? Jellied Eel! What a plonker! Ted Heath? Mandy Dingle! Gordon Bennet! Are you gonna wear your new Peckham Rye?
Cushti. Uncle Ben! Ticket to the Dance! Stone the crows! Brussels Sprout! Jethro (Tull)? Gordon Bennet! Calcutta. Joe Hoppers? Viva la France; as they say in Rome. Rock and Roll?
Viva la France; as they say in Rome. Merchant Navy! Worzel Gummidge? This time next week we’ll be millionaires! Deep Fat Fryer. Laugh and a Joke. Cushti. Otis Redding. Benny Hills. This time next week we’ll be millionaires! Isle of Skye.