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The Cockney Bible

Just sharing this great skit wherein the Archbishop of Canterbury endorses a Cockney version of the Bible. Here's the Lord's Prayer in Cockney!

The Lords Prayer in Cockney!

Hello DadUp there in good ol' heavenYour name is well great and holy and we respect you guv!We hope we can all have a butcher's at heavenAnd be there as soon as possibleAnd we wanna make you happy guv!Happy Christmas everyone!
Date: 15-Dec-2011

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