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Competition: One Man, Two Guvnors

One Man Two GuvnorsWin a pair of tickets to see One Man, Two Guvnors live in the West End!If you haven't already it's time you popped down to see the National Theatre's smash hit comedy! We are giving one lucky reader the chance to win a pair of tickets to see One Man, Two Guvnors down and really have some cockney fun!Following sell-out seasons at the National Theatre and Adelphi Theatre, smash-hit comedy One Man, Two Guvnors is now playing at the Theatre Royal Haymarket.A smash hit in London and on Broadway, the Daily Mail called it 'the funniest show on the planet.'Actor, stand-up comic and presenter Rufus Hound plays lovable chancer Frances Henshall in Nicholas HytnerÔÇÖs five star West End production of One Man, Two Guvnors.In Richard Bean's award-winning version of Carlo Goldoni's classic Italian comedy The Servant of Two Masters, sex, food and money are high on the agenda. Fired from his skiffle band, Francis Henshall becomes minder to Roscoe Crabbe, a small-time East End hood, now in Brighton to collect ┬ú6,000 from his fianc├®eÔÇÖs dad. But Roscoe is really his sister Rachel posing as her own dead brother, who's been killed by her boyfriend Stanley Stubbers ÔǪOne Man Two Guvnors BandHoled up at The Cricketers' Arms, the permanently ravenous Francis spots the chance of an extra meal ticket and takes a second job with one Stanley Stubbers, who is hiding from the police and waiting to be re-united with Rachel. To prevent discovery, Francis must keep his two guvnors apart. Simple.

How to enter

WeÔÇÖve been having great fun playing around at the theatre #cockneyfun. For your chance to win let us know what you would you do for a Lady Godiva? Translate this cockney sentence, and send your answer, with your name and contact number to with Cockney Fun in the subject title.More info can be found here
  • Competition closes on 31-Mar-2013
  • Tickets are valid Monday-Thursday performances from 4-Mar-2013 to 23-May-2013 (exlucding 1 April to 11 April)
Date: 23-Feb-2013

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