Some Cockney Rhyming Slang just invents itself. Following the recent acrimonious libel case between Johnny Depp and Amber Heard, in which Ms Heard was accused of leaving poop in Mr Depp’s bed, we officially nominate “Amber Heard” as official Cockney Rhyming Slang for “Turd”.

Amber Heard means Turd in Cockney Rhyming Slang
Amber Heard means Turd in Cockney Rhyming Slang

To be clear, we don’t support knocking people when they’re down and we don’t have any particular thoughts (positive or negative) about Amber Heard.

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