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| English |
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| Sack | Tin Tack | |
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"Got the tin tack this morning."
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| Saloon Bar | Balloon Car | |
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| Sandals | Roman Candles | |
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"Why are you wearing those Romans?"
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| Sandy Bay | Gay | |
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"He's a bit of a sandy inne"
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| Sargy (Sargeant) | Onion Bhaji | |
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"Meet our new bhaji"
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| Sarnie | Georgio Armani | |
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"Poppin' out for a quick Georgio Armani"
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| Sarnie (Sandwich) | Reg Varney
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"Oi, get us a Bacon Reg."
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| Sauce | Rocking Horse
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| Sauce | Rocking Horse
Alternatives | |
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"I'd like some Rocking Horse on my beef"
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| Sauce | Inspector Morse | |
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"Got any Inspector?"
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| Sauce | Dead Horse | |
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| Sauce | Air Force | |
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"Do you wan't any Air Force on yer chips luv?"
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| Saw | Bear's Paw | |
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| Say so | Cocoa | |
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| Scar | Mars Bar | |
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| Scarf | Centre Half | |
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"It's a bit taters I'll wear my centre half"
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| Scary | Mariah Carey | |
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| School | Jah Rule | |
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"I'm quittin Jah cos it's a James Hunt"
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| Scooby Doo | Shoe | |
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| Score | Ronald de Boer
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"Gimme a ronald de boer"
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| Score | Jude Law | |
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"What's the Jude Law ?"
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| Score | Bobby Moore
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| Score | Ali McGraw | |
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"What's the Ali mate?"
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| Score | Hampden Roar | |
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"You know the Hampden"
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| Score (£20) | Dudley Moore | |
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| Score (£20) | Apple Core | |
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| Score (£20) | Bobby Moore
Alternatives | |
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"'it cost me a bobby moore'"
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| Scotch (whiskey) | Gold Watch
Alternatives | |
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| Scotch (whiskey) | Gold Watch
Alternatives | |
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"Fancy a gold watch, before you go?"
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| Scotch (whiskey) | Pocket Watch | |
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| Scotch (whiskey) | Pimple and Blotch | |
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| Scouse(originating from Liverpool) | Micky Mouse | |
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"He's a Micky Mouser."
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| Scouts | Brussels Sprouts | |
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| Sea | Housemaid's Knee | |
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| See ya' later | Spanish Waiter | |
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"Spanish Waiter darlin!"
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| See you later | Baked Potata | |
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| See you Later | Baked Potato | |
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| Seen | Pearly Queen | |
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| Sense | Eighteen Pence | |
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| Sex | Bendy Flex | |
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"Just going for a bit of Bendy."
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| Sex | Posh 'n' Becks | |
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"He's off getting some 'Posh'."
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| Sex | Oedipus Rex | |
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| Sex | Liberty X | |
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"I got me some Liberty."
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| Sexy | Long and Flexy | |
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| Shabby | Westminster Abbey | |
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| Shag | Zig and Zag | |
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"Any chance of a Zig and Zag?"
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| Shag | Melvyn Bragg | |
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| Shakes | Hatti Jaques | |
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| Shaky | Currant Cakey | |
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| Shambles | Jakki Brambles | |
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| Shandy | Mahatma Ghandi
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"I'll have a pint of Mahatma, mate"
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| Shark | Noah's Ark
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| Shave | Ocean Wave | |
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| Shave | Mexican Wave | |
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"I am away to have a shower and a Mexican"
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| Shave | Rant an Rave | |
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"When I wake up I have a Rant an Rave"
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| Shave | Dig in the grave
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| Shave | Dig in the Grave
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"I'm going for a Dig in the Grave. "
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| Shave | Chas and Dave | |
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| Shave | All Night Rave | |
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| Shilling | Able and Willing | |
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"'Ere mate I'm skint, lend us an Able"
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| Shilling | Thomas Tilling | |
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| Shingles | Mandy Dingles | |
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"How are your Mandy Dingles?"
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| Ship | 'Apenny Dip | |
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| Shirt | Dicky Dirt | |
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| Shirt | Uncle Bert | |
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| Shit | Two Bob Bit | |
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| Shit | Tom Tit | |
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| Shit | Top Ten Hit | |
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| Shit | William Pitt | |
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"I'm off for a William Pitt"
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| Shit | Eartha Kitt | |
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| Shit | English Lit | |
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"I'm off for an English Lit."
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| Shit | Brace and Bit | |
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| Shit | Brad Pitt
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| Shit | Bottomless Pit | |
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| Shite | Ben Cartwright | |
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| Shite | Barry White | |
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| Shite | Fly a kite | |
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"I need to go fly a kite"
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| Shite | Jedi Knight | |
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"I'm going for a Jedi"
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| Shite | Jimmie White | |
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"I'm dying for a Jimmie White"
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| Shite | Ian Wright | |
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"Your dad's Ian Wright"
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| Shite | Shine A Light | |
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"Shine A Light, I've lost my keys."
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| Shite | Turkish Delight | |
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| Shite | Tom Kite | |
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| Shiter (toilet) | Ronson Lighter | |
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"I'm off to the Ronson lighter"
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| Shites | Arabian Nights | |
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"I've got a touch of the Arabians."
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| Shitter (arse) | Apple Fritter
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| Shitter (arse) | Gary Glitter
Alternatives | |
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| Shitter (arse) | Council Gritter | |
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| Shitter (arse) | Rick Whitter | |
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| Shitter (Arse) | Radio Transmitter | |
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"My partner lets me do them up the Radio Transmitter if I do the washing up."
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| Shitter (arse) | Pineapple Fritter | |
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| Shitter (arse) | Light and Bitter | |
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| Shitter (from Morgan Stanley Dean Whitter) | Morgan | |
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"Just nipping to the Morgan for an Eartha"
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| Shocker | Constantino Rocca | |
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| Shocker | Barry Crocker | |
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| Shoe | How D'You Do | |
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| Shoe | Winnie the Pooh | |
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"Nice pair of Winnie's"
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| Shoes | Tom Cruise
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"Have you seen me old Tom's."
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| Shoes | Church Pews | |
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"Bought a new pair of Churches."
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| Shoes | Ones and Twos
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| Shoes | Ones and Twos
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"Cracking ones and twos"
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| Shoes | Jimmy Choo's | |
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| Shoes | Rhythm and Blues | |
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| Shoes | Scooby Doo's | |
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"Just putting on me Scooby's."
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| Shoes | St. Louis Blues | |
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"Check out me new St. Louis"
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| Shoes (Looby Lou was a character in children's TV programme Andy Pandy) | Looby Lou's | |
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"Seen my Loobies? "
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| Shop | Lollipop | |
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| Shop | Cheggers Plays Pop | |
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| Shop | Bottle of Pop | |
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"Wat u gettin from the Bottle."
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| Shoulders | Noddy Holders | |
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"I've a right pain in me Noddy Holders !"
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| Shout | Brussel Sprout
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| Shout (round) | Wally Grout | |
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| Shovel | Lord Lovell | |
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| Shower | Blackpool Tower | |
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"I'm going for a Blackpool."
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| Shower | Austin Power | |
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"Just jumping in the Austin"
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| Shower | Fawlty Tower | |
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"I'll just have a Fawlty Tower"
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| Shower | Eiffel Tower | |
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| Shower | David Gower | |
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| Shut | Jabba the Hutt | |
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| Sick | Moby Dick | |
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| Sick | Tom and Dick
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| Sick | Pat and Mick | |
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"Feel a bit and Pat and Mick after those prawns"
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| Sick | Uncle Dick | |
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| Sickie | Metal Mickey | |
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"'Es pulled a Metal Mickey today"
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| Silly | Piccadilly | |
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| Silly | Daffadown Dilly | |
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| Silly | Harry and Billy | |
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"Stupid"
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| Silly | Uncle Willy | |
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| Silly cunt | Billy Hunt | |
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"All right Billy"
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| Single | Mandy Dingle | |
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"Is that bird still mandy dingle?"
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| Sister | Skin and Blister | |
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| Sister | Sock and Blister | |
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| Six (in bingo) | Chop Sticks | |
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| Sixty six | Clickety Click | |
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| Skin (cigarette paper) | Vera Lynn
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| Skint | Harry Flint | |
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"I'm a bit 'Arry at the moment"
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| Skint | Peppermint | |
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| Skint | Polo Mint
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"Cant afford it im Polo"
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| Skint | Jackie Flint | |
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"Would join you, but I'm Jackie Flint"
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| Skint (broke) | Larry Flint | |
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"I'm Larry Flint"
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| Skint (broke) | Murray-Mint | |
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| Skint (broke) | Bernie Flint | |
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| Skint (broke) | Boracic Lint | |
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"Can't come out tonight, I'm boracic!"
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| Skive | Duck and Dive
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"Not going into work today. I'm Ducking and Diving. "
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| Skiver | Angus MacGyver | |
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"you're a right Angus MacGyver"
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| Skiver | Pearl Diver | |
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"He's only pearl divin'"
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| Skoda | Whiskey and Soda
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| Skull | Jethro (Tull) | |
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"I bust an Aristostle over his Jethro"
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| Slag | Porno Mag | |
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| Slash | Arthur Ash | |
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"Going for a quick Arthur"
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| Slash (Piss) | Odgen Nash | |
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"I'm just going for an Ogdens"
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| Slash (urinate) | Mark Ramprakash | |
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| Slash (urinate) | Johhny Cash
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"I'm busting for a Johnny Cash"
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| Slash (urinate) | Johnny Cash | |
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| Slash (urinate) | Lemon and Dash | |
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| Slash (urinate) | Pie and Mash
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"Gotta take a pie and mash"
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| Slash (urinate) | Pat Cash | |
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"Just goin' for a pat cash"
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| Slash (urinate) | Sausage and Mash
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"Just going for sausage and mash"
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| Slash (urinate) | Barry Nash | |
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"I'm going to burst if I don't go for a Barry…"
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| Slash (urinate) | Bangers and Mash
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| Slash (Urinate) | Alex Nash | |
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| Slash (urinate) | Charlie Nash | |
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| Slash (urinate) | Eye Lash | |
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"Rack 'em up again, I'm just off for an Eye Lash."
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| Slash (urinate) | Fraser Nash | |
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| Slash; to urinate | Stock Market Crash | |
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"Excuse me while I nip off for a quick Stock Market"
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| Slaughtered | Son and Daughter'd | |
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| Sleep | Sooty And Sweep | |
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"I could do with some Soot."
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| Sleep | Bo-Peep | |
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| Sleep | Bo Peep | |
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| Slide | Bonnie and Clyde
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"Mum, can I go to the Bonnie?"
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| Slippers | Big Dippers | |
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| Slippers | Chicken Dippers | |
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| Slippers | Eggs and Kippers | |
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"Put on your kippers and come here"
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| Slippers | Day Trippers | |
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| Slippers | Jack The Rippers | |
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"Oi! Mutt fetch my Jack the Rippers."
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| Small or ineffectual man (weed) | Harris Tweed | |
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"He's a bit of an 'Arris"
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| Smart (cocky) | Lemon Tart | |
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"Don't get lemon wiv me son!"
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| Smashed | Pebble Dashed | |
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"I got pebble dashed last night"
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| Smell | Aunt Nell | |
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| Smell (whiff) | Jimmy Cliff | |
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"Cor, it don't half Jimmy round here."
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| Smile | Sandy Lyle
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"Put a Sandy on your Boat"
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| Smile | Roof Tile | |
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"Put a Roof on yer Boat."
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| Smoke | Laugh and a Joke | |
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"Just goin out for a laugh mate..."
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| Snake | Joe Blake
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| Sneeze | Bread and Cheese | |
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| Snide (fake) | Bonnie and Clyde
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"That a Bonnie Ralph Loren or a real one?"
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| Snide (fake) | Jekyll and Hyde | |
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"Bought a Jekyll watch down the market"
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| Sniper | Billie Piper
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"'E was 'it by a bullet from a Billie"
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| Snotter (nose) | Harry Potter | |
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"That geezer's got an 'arry like concorde !"
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| Snout (cigarette) | In and Out
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| Snout (cigarette) | Salmon and Trout
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| Snout (cigarette) | Salmon and Trout
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"I'm having a salmon"
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| Snow | Cheryl Crow | |
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| Soap | Cape of Good Hope | |
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| Soap | Band of Hope | |
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| Soap | Faith and Hope | |
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| Soap | No hope | |
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"Can you pass me the no hope?"
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| Sock | Teddington Lock | |
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"I've lost one of my Teddingtons"
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| Socks | Sara cox | |
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"Ere fella, you seen me Sara's?"
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| Socks | Tilbury Docks | |
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| Socks | Hickory Docks | |
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| Socks | Diamond Rocks | |
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"Chuck us me Diamonds."
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| Socks | Almond Rocks | |
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| Soda | Major Loda | |
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| Son | Bath Bun | |
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| Son | Currant Bun
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| Song | Ding Dong
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"Let's all 'av a bit of a ding dong!"
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| Sores | Dudley Moore's | |
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| Soup | Loop the Loop
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"Think I'll have the loop for starters"
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| Soup | Loop the Loop
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| Sovereign | Jimmy O'Goblin | |
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| Spanner | Copacabana | |
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| Spanner | Elsie Tanner | |
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| Sparko (asleep or unconscious) | Donnie Darko | |
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"The guy on the floor was totally Donnie Darko'd"
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| Sparrow | Bow and Arrow
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| Specs (specatcles) | Gregory Pecks | |
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"You've got new Gregory Pecks!"
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| Specs (spectacles) | Mikkel Becks | |
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| Specs (spectacles) | Posh and Becks | |
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"Pass us me posh and becks"
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| Spine | Lager and Lime
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| Spliff | Scratch ' N ' Sniff | |
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| Splinter | Alan Minter
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| Spoon | Daniel Boon | |
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"Pass me a Daniel."
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| Spoon | David Boon | |
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| Spot | Selina Scott | |
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"That's a nasty Selina you've got there"
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| Spot | Randolph Scott | |
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| Spot | Jelly Tot | |
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"Thats a wicked jelly tot on your boat"
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| Spouse | Dangermouse | |
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| Spouse | Boiler House | |
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| Spud | Elmer Fudd | |
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"Pass the Elmers, please darling"
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| Spuds | Roy Hudd's | |
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| Spunk | Pineapple Chunk
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"I think I just swallowed some Pineapple Chunks"
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| Spunk | Harry Monk
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| Spunk | Harry Monk
Alternatives | |
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| Squeal | Jellied Eel
Alternatives | |
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"Darren you fookin' Jelly"
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| Squitters | Gary Glitters | |
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"I caught a right does of the Garys"
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| Stab | Doner Kebab | |
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"Harry got Doner Kebebbed last night"
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| Stairs | Dancing Bears | |
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| Stairs | Daisy Dancers | |
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| Stairs | Apples and Pears | |
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"Up the Apples and Pears to Bedfordshire"
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| Star | Lah-Di-Dah
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| Starbie's (Starbucks) | Ken and Barbies | |
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| Starbucks | Lisa Tarbucks | |
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"Let's head for Lisa Tarbucks!"
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| Starved | Pear Halved | |
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| Starving | Lee Marvin | |
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| Starving | Hank Marvin | |
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| State | Harry Tate
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| State | Six and Eight | |
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| State | Two and Eight | |
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"Clear up your room - it's a right two and eight!"
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| Steak | Sexton Blake
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| Steak | Kate | |
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| Steak | Joe Blake
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| Steak | Charlie Drake | |
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"I'll have a well done Charlie darlin'."
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| Steak and Kidney | Kate and Sydney | |
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| Steaming (drunk) | Jan Leeming | |
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"Let's get Jan Leeming!"
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| Stella (beer) | Keith Dellar | |
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"I'll have a pint of Keith"
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| Stella (beer) | Nelson Mandela | |
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| Stella (beer) | Paul Weller | |
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| Stella (beer) | Cinderella | |
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"I've been drinkin' Cinderellas all night"
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| Stella (beer) | David Mellor | |
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| Stella (beer) | Yuri Geller | |
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| Stench | Dame Judy Dench | |
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| Stench | Judy Dench
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"Don't go in that toilet there's a right Judy in there"
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| Stew | Battle of Waterloo | |
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| Sticks (countryside) | Pick and Mix | |
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"It's ages seen I been out in the pick 'n mix"
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| Still (photograph) | Beecham's Pill
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| Stilsons (Pipe Wrenches) | Harold Wilson's | |
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| Stink | Pen and Ink | |
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"That dog of yours pen and inks!"
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| Stinker (bad game) | Regi Blinker | |
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| Stinking | Abraham Lincoln | |
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"There's a dead cat in the garden and it's Abraham Lincoln!"
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| Stoned | Al Caponed | |
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"Are we getting Al Caponed tonight?"
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| Stools | April Fools
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| Story | Frankie DeTory | |
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"What's the Frankie?"
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| Story | Jackanory | |
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| Story | Morning Glory | |
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"Let me tell you a Morning Glory."
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| Stout (beer) | Salmon and Trout
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| Stranger | Queens Park Ranger | |
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| Stranger | Connaught Ranger | |
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| Strangers | Glasgow Rangers | |
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| Stray | Gamma Ray | |
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| Streak | Dawson's Creek | |
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"I remember Erica doing a Dawsons like it was yesterday"
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| Street | Field of Wheat
Alternatives | |
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| Street | Field of Wheat
Alternatives | |
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| Street | Ain't It A Treat | |
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"That's me <exp>Lemon</exp> down the Ain't It A Treat."
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| Strides (trousers) | Jekyll and Hydes | |
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| Stripper | Jack the Ripper
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| Stripper | Chicken Dipper | |
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"Didn't you know Julie's a Chicken Dipper now?"
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| Strong | Annie May Wong | |
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"That's a bit Annie May"
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| Strong | Ping Pong | |
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| Stunner | Air Gunner | |
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"Cwar! She's a right Air Gunner!"
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| Stupid cunt | Cupid Stunt | |
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| Style | Plymouth Argyle | |
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"I like ya Plymouth Argyle"
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| Style | Sandy Lyle
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"I like your Sandy Lyle"
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| Style | Tate and Lyle | |
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| Styled | Wet 'n' Wild | |
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"I've had my hair wet 'n' wild"
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| Sub | Rubber Dub | |
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| Sub (pay advance) | Rub A Dub | |
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| Sugar (Tate and Lyle) | Harry Tate
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| Suit | Bag of Fruit | |
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| Suit | Bowl of Fruit | |
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| Suit | Piccolo and Flute | |
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| Suit | Whistle and Flute | |
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"Nice new whistle, mate!"
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| Sun | Currant Bun
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| Supergrass | Astroturf | |
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"He's down the copshop making like Astroturf"
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| Supper | Tommy Tucker | |
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| Sure | Bobby Moore
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| Swear | Orange and Pear | |
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"Don't you orange and pear at me"
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| Swear | Lord Mayor
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| Swear | Lord Mayor
Alternatives | |
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| Sweetheart (treacle tart) | Treacle | |
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"Alrite Treacle."
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