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| Cab | Flounder & Dab | |
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"Grab a swift Flounder accross town."
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| Cab | Smash and Grab
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"I'm off down the pub, I'll get a smash home"
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| Cab | Smash and grab
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"Come out the station and waited for a smash"
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| Cab (taxi) | Sherbet Dab | |
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| Cab (taxi) | Left Jab | |
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| Cab (taxi) | Andy McNab
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"I'm goin gettig an Andy McNab home"
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| Cadge | Coat and Badge | |
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| Cafe | Colonel Gadaffi | |
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| Cake | Joe Blake
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"Want some Joe Blake mate?"
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| Cake | Sexton Blake
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| Can (of beer) | Jackie Chan
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"You want to come around to my gaf for a few Jackies tonight?"
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| Cancel | Nigel Mansell | |
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"Got to Nigel Mansell my subscription"
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| Cancer | Sunny Dancer | |
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"Wot's wrong with him? 'Es got sunny dancer innee?"
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| Candle | Saucepan Handle | |
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| Candle | Harry Randall | |
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| Cans (headphones) | Desperate Dans | |
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| Cappucino | Al Pacino | |
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| Car | Andrew Marr | |
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"I'll have a look in the Andrew Maerr"
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| Car | Danny Marr | |
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| Car | Jam Jar | |
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| Car | Near and Far
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| Car | La-Di-Dah | |
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| Car | Leamington Spa
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"Barrelled down the Frog in me Leamington"
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| Car | Leamington Spa
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"'Ave you seen Nige's new Lemington?..I'ts well nifty."
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| Car | Kareem Abdul Jabbar | |
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| Car | YoYo Ma | |
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"Have a butcher's at me new yoyo !"
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| Car keys | Fergal Sharkeys | |
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"Can't find my Fergals anywhere!"
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| Carling | Alistair Darling | |
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"You're having a pint of Yuri Gellar and I'll have an Alistair "
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| Carling | Roger Starling | |
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| Cash | Sausage and Mash
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| Cash | Oscar Asche | |
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| Cash | Pie And Mash
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"You got any Pie on ya?"
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| Cash | Arthur Ashe | |
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| Cash | Bangers and Mash
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| Cash | Dot and Dash | |
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| Cash | Crosby, Stills and Nash | |
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| Cash | Jumpin' Jack Flash | |
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"I've got plenty of Jumpin' Jack Flash in me Sky Rocket."
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| Cat | Cooking Fat | |
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"Don't tease the cooking fat !"
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| Cat | Postman Pat
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| Cat | This and That | |
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| Catch ya later | Kat Slater
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| Cell (prison) | Flowery Dell | |
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| Central Heating | Ronan Keating
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"Oia love, can you flick the Ronan on? I'm freezing my Jacksons off here!"
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| Chair | Tony Blair
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"Sit On Your Tony"
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| Chair | Fred Astaire
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"Chuck us over a Fred Astaire"
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| Chair | Lion's Lair | |
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| Chairs | Owen Nares | |
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| Chalk | Duke of York
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| Chancer | Ballet Dancer | |
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"Cor he ain't half a Ballet Dancer"
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| Chancer (someone not qualified) | Bengal Lancer | |
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| Change | Rifle Range | |
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| Chapel | Pineapple | |
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| Charlie ( Coke ) | Lemon Barley | |
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"I'm clukin for a line of the ol' Lemon."
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| Charlie (cocaine) | Oats and Barley | |
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"On the oats."
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| Charlie (cocaine) | Gianluca Vialli | |
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| Charlie (cocaine) | Bob Marley | |
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"Any Bob Marly around?"
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| Charlie (cocaine) | Boutrous Boutrous Gali | |
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| Charlie (Cocaine) | Andy Farley | |
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| Charlie (Cocaine) | Saladore Dali | |
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| Charlie (cocaine) | Salvador Dali | |
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| Charlie (coke) | Oats's And Barley | |
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"Let's have a toot of ya Oats"
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| Charmer | Jeffrey Dahmer | |
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"He's quite a Jeffrey, your boyfriend"
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| Charmer | Barack Obama
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"I tell you mate, he's a right Barack."
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| Chassis | Shirley Bassey | |
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| Chat | Top Hat | |
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| Chat | Natter | |
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| Chat | Chew the fat | |
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| Chat | Frank and Pat | |
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"It was nice having this Frank and Pat"
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| Cheap | Meryl streep | |
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"That car is well Meryl Streep"
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| Cheating | Angus Deaton | |
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"He's been Angus Deaton on his wife."
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| Cheek | Once A Week | |
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| Cheese | Stand At Ease | |
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| Cheese | Bended Knees | |
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| Cheese | John Cleese | |
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| Cheque | Gregory Peck
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| Cheque | Goose's Neck | |
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| Cheque | Nervous Wreck | |
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| Cheque | Ant and Dec | |
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"I'll get the Ant n Dec in the post tonight mate"
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| Cheque | Bushel and Peck | |
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"Goin' down the J Arfer to sausage a bushel (Going down the bank to cash a cheque)"
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| Chest | Bird's Nest | |
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| Chest | George Best | |
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| Chest | Pants and Vest | |
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| Chest (tits) | Bristol and West | |
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"Cor look at 'er Bristols (note: this is a new definition, we're well aware of the traditional)"
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| Child | Wet and Wild | |
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"She's popped a wet and wild."
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| Child (kid) | God Forbid | |
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| Child Molester | Charlie Chester | |
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| Child Molester | Uncle Fester | |
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"Keep away he's a Fester!"
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| Chilly | Uncle Billy | |
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| Chin | Vera Lynn
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| Chin | Errol Flynn | |
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"Land one on his Errol."
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| Chin | Harry Lin | |
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| Chink | Kitchen sink
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"Going to the ktchin sink for some Tommy Tupper"
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| Chink | Fizzy drink | |
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| Chink (Chinese meal) | Tiddly Wink
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"Fancy a tiddly wink later?"
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| Chink (Chinese person) | Rink-A-Dink | |
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| Chink (Chinese person) | Kitchen Sink
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"Yeah - he's a kitchen sink"
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| Chink (Chinese Person) | Limehouse Link | |
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| Chink (chinese person) | Missing Link | |
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"That geezer is a Missing Link."
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| Chinks (Chinese people) | Tiddly winks | |
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| Chips | Jockey's Whips | |
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| Chips | Jockies' Whips | |
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"Let's get a bag of jockies"
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| Choice | Rolls-Royce | |
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"Its your Rolls"
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| Choker | Bram Stoker | |
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"What a Bram Stoker."
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| Chuckle | Belt buckle | |
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"You're 'avin a belt buckle!"
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| Chum | bubble gum | |
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"How you doin' Bubble Gum"
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| Chum | Fruit (Gum) | |
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"Alright me old Fruit?"
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| Chunder (Be sick) | Stevie Wonder | |
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"I can feel a Stevie coming on."
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| Church | Left in the Lurch | |
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| Cider | Knight Rider | |
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"Grab a bottle of Knight Rider too."
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| Cider | Easy Rider | |
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| Cider | Deep Sea Glider | |
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| Cider | Sean Ryder | |
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"I'll 'ave a pint of Sean Ryder"
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| Cider | Winona Ryder | |
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| Cigar | La-Di-Da | |
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| Cigar | Lah-di-dah
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"Two pints of bitter and a Lahdi please."
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| Cigar | Lar-Dee-Dar | |
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| Cigarette (fag) | Oily Rag
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"Got any oily rags?"
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| Civilian | Sampa Brazilian | |
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"Hey. No sweat, I`m only a Sampa, mate."
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| Clanger (mistake) | Coat Hanger | |
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| Class | Bottle and Glass
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| Clink (jail) | Kitchen Sink
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| Clock | Dickory Dock | |
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| Clock | Tick-Tock | |
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| Clown | Gordon Brown | |
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"Can be used against any jokers, e.g My manager is a bit of a 'Gordon'"
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| Clucking - When you are craving more heroin | Donald Duck(ing) | |
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"Ee's got the Donalds really bad."
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| Clue | Didgeridoo | |
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"Sorry mate, haven't got a Didgeridoo."
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| Clue | Danny La Rue | |
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"You ain't got a Danny La Rue mate"
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| Clue | Tube of Glue | |
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"I ain't gotta Tube a Glue"
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| Clue | Scooby Doo
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"'aven't got the foggiest Scooby Doo matey"
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| Clue | Scooby Doo
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"You haven't got a Scooby Doo"
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| Clue | Pot of Glue | |
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| Clutch | Rabbit Hutch | |
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"I wouldn't buy that Jam Jar mate, the Rabbit's shot."
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| Clutch | Starsky and Hutch | |
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| Coach | Cockroach | |
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| Coat | Billy Goat
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"Where's my Billy Goat!"
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| Coat | Billy Goat
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"put yer billy on its freezing outside"
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| Coat | Billy Goat
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"Some one's Half Inched my Billy Goat!"
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| Coat | Nanny Goat
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| Coat | Weasel and Stoat | |
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"Cor it's taters, I must get me weasel!"
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| Cock | Blackpool Rock | |
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| Cock | Ayers Rock | |
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| Cockney | David Hockney | |
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"What's David Hockney for stairs?"
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| Cockney Rhyming Slang | Chitty Chitty Bang Bang | |
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| Code | A la Mode | |
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"We've got to talk a la mode round by the dustbins."
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| Coffee | Bill Roffie | |
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"Fancy a bill roffie mate?"
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| Coffee | Molten Toffee | |
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"Fancy a nice cuppa Molten."
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| Coffee | Everton Toffee | |
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"Let's have an Everton"
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| Coffee | Sticky Toffee | |
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| Cold | Stevey Bould | |
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| Cold | Taters in the Mould
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| Cold | Taters in the Mould
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| Cold | Potatoes in the Mould | |
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"Blimey it's taters!"
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| Cold | Cheltenham Bold | |
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| Cold | Boris The Bold | |
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| Cold (derived from Potatoes in the Mould) | Spuds | |
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"It's spuds tonight!"
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| Collar | Holler Boys Holler | |
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| Come | Rattle and Hum | |
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| Computer | Pistol and Shooter | |
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| Computer | Car and Scooter | |
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"Turn that car and scooter off"
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| Cook | Rubber Duck | |
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| Coon | Silvery Moon | |
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| Coon | Silvery spoon | |
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| coon | Alfie Moon | |
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"That Alfie has stolen my Kentucky!!"
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| Cop | Pork Chop | |
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"Lets run from the Pork Chop."
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| Cop (policeman) | John Hop | |
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| Copper | Space Hopper | |
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"There goes a Space Hopper."
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| Copper (policeman) | Grasshopper | |
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| Copper (policeman) | Bottle and Stopper
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| Copper (policeman) | Bottle and Stopper
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| Coppers (police) | Joe Hoppers | |
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"The Joe Hoppers did a dawn raid."
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| Cops | Cozzer's | |
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| Cork | Duke of York
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| Corner | Johnny Horner | |
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| Corner | Little Jack Horner | |
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"Just around the Little Jack Horner!"
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| Couch | Kangaroo Pouch | |
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"Help me move my kangaroo."
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| Cough | Darren Gough | |
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| Cough | Vincent van Gogh
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| Couldn't give a Kate Moss mate | Kate Moss
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| Cow | Chairman Mao | |
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"Look at the udders on that Chairman!"
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| Crabs | Dibs and Dabs | |
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"Last time I go wiv 'er, the filthy cow 'ad a touch of the Dibs and Dabs."
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| Crabs | Andy McNabs | |
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"Don't take 'er 'ome - you'll get a right case of the Andy's"
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| Crabs | Jim Bob Babs | |
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"Bleeding Nora, I just caught a case of Jim Bobs!"
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| Crabs | Sandy McNabs | |
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"I've got the old Sandy McNabs"
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| Crap | Pony and Trap | |
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| Crap | Von Trappe | |
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| Crap | Watford Gap | |
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| Crap | Macca | |
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| Crap (Macaroni = Pony, Pony = Pony and Trap, Pony and Trap = Crap) | Maca | |
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| Crash | Sausage and Mash
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| Crash | Pie and Mash
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"Just had a pie and mash in me car"
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| Crazy | Patrick Swayze
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"Your Patrick Swayze mate!"
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| Crazy | Chicken Jalfrezi | |
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"He's Chicken Jalfrezi."
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| Crime | Lemon Lime | |
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| Crime | Lemon and Lime | |
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| Cripple | Raspberry Ripple
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| Crook | Joe Rook | |
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| Crook | Babbling Brook | |
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| Crust | You Must | |
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| Crutch | Double Dutch | |
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| Cry | Pipe Your Eye | |
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| Crystal Palace | Screaming Alice | |
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| Cunt | Struggle and Grunt
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"You're old struggle and grunt intcha"
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| Cunt | Struggle and Grunt
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| Cunt | Ethan Hunt | |
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"You're a bloody Ethan."
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| Cunt | Back and Front | |
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"He's a bit of a Back andFront"
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| Cunt | Back to Front | |
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| Cunt | Anthony Blunt | |
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"I 'ate Bob, he's an Anthony Blunt!"
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| Cunt | )xford Punt | |
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"He's a right oxford"
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| Cunt | Berkshire Hunt | |
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"You stupid berk!"
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| Cunt | Bargain Hunt | |
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"He's a right Bargain Hunt!"
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| Cunt | Jo Blunt | |
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| Cunt | Grumble and Grunt | |
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| Cunt | James Blunt | |
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"He's a total James Blunt!"
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| Cunt | James Hunt | |
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"Don't be a James Hunt"
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| Cunt | Gareth Hunt | |
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"You're a right Gareth Hunt."
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| Cunt | Eyes Front | |
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| Cup o' Tea | Jack Dee | |
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"Jack Dee - 1 sugar, cheers, mate!"
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| Cup of tea | Jay-Z | |
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"Make me a Jay-Z"
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| Cupboard | Mother Hubbard | |
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| Cupboard | Old Mother Hubbard | |
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| Curry | Fred McMurray | |
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"Going for a Fred"
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| Curry | Bill Murray | |
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| Curry | Shit in a Hurry | |
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"Let's go and have a shit in a hurry"
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| Curry | Ruby Murray | |
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| Curtains | Richard Burtons | |
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| Cycle | George Michael
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"I'm George Michaeling to work today"
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